


Apparently, the Arcadia Zoning Politburo inspectors are not the only ones afflicted with Mattress Madness. Squid Game is pretty gory, but we appreciate the dystopian theme and surreal sets, especially the one with 500 beds. They say “sex sells,” but in our ammosexual culture, gore sells more. What about spooky realities? Like being killed by your boyfriend (RIP Gabby Petito), or a Hollywood film star (RIP Halyna Hutchins), or a charming war criminal (RIP to victims of Colin Powell’s charming lies), an officious inspector (Good Morning Arcadia!), a scared cop (way too many to name), a dumb drone (lookout!)… Aaaaaggggghhhh! Fantasy is safer… yet fantasy feeds reality, like scary entertainment inspires future killers. We start with some fantasies, like seductive strangers sex with Satan sperm-wars-fueled cuckold desires Jehovah’s Witness Catwoman adventures Squid Game beds (without the bullets) Witchy dreams that take me flying around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (the vibrations make you fly)… Season’s Beatings! We’re creeping up on a haunted, hot Halloween climax to Kink Month 2021 with a big “boo” from BOOnoBOOville on the Love Train, sharing “Halloween Fantasies vs. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
